Thursday, October 28, 2010

Damsel in Distress

I don't wanna go back to facing reality.
I don't wanna go back to college.
I don't wanna say goodbye to my bed, my house and my holiday life.

But, I have too.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

pieces of puzzle

can i have three wishes?
just three (:

first, i want a good happy life
and then i would ask for the world to be a nicer place, especially for someone like me,
and last but not least, i would wish for another three wishes (:

Sunday, October 24, 2010

fuck you!haha

I see you driving 'round town
With the girl i love and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough i'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford a ferrari,
But that don't mean i can't get you there.
I guess he's an xbox and i'm more atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
(just thought you should know nigga)
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend


Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
(just thought you should know nigga)
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"this is one for your dad"
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010


dpt 3 above
basic theme al quran n arab pass wlpun x pergi hafazan

syukur sgt2
thank you ALLAH:)
will try my best for next sem

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

bless my soul

just finished watching quarantine.cerita lamamama
yes, i've been told by my friends that
the ending where everyone is dead,
bodoh. HAHAHA

i guess i've been wasting my time, laughing, shocking like hell, everyone is dead, the ending was pretty frustrating, they should let one of them alive and show all the video, shissh. HAHA

the picture up there takes place when a little cute girl was sick, and then she became zombie and her stupid mother let her go, so bodoh. and screaming "Run Briana Run! Let my daughter go!" HAHAHAHA. and at last her mother died because the zombies ate her alive. really woh.

and the main character, the reporter, was always screaming and shouting and panicking like hell, (if i were her, i would screamed hysterically) HAHAHA, she died at the end because the zombie pulled her and she screamed and then DOT, the end

and its getting more frustrating when a kind a hot firemen who always in action, died at the end, get bitten by one of the zombies. *sigh

and and its kinda funny when theres one of the zombies only wore bra and underwear and shes so skinny like anorexic or something. HAHAHHAA.

ok whttheheck i've been crapping about this movie. bodoh. HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!

ok gtg, byeee


Tuesday, October 12, 2010


These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds. Have fun!

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?

Monday, October 11, 2010


mak aku dah tegur aku
pastu org2 lain pun
aku xpernah risau mcmni
mcm 1st time jerawat teruk cmni
before ni xpenah
need to do something
aku benci sayur sbb xsedap
xpernah makan pun sayur
makan pastu muntah smula
kan best klau blh ambik sayur letak dkt muka
sapu2 je dkt muka

Friday, October 8, 2010

How to make a sentence using numbers 1-10

Ah beng was asked to make a sentence using the number using the numbers 1 to 10.
He did:1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.But the couple saw me,so I panic and 4 down.The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.So I go into 7E and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.10 God he runaway.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Perche senza fenderisti non si puo'vivere

Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I tried to forget you
I tried to stay away
But it's too late

Over you
I'm never over
Over you
Something about you
It's just the way you move
The way you move me

Yeah, I'm so good at forgetting
And I quit every game I play
But forgive me, love
I can't turn and walk away
This way

Back to you
It always comes around
Back to you
I walk with your shadow
I'm sleeping in my bed
With your silhouette

Yeah, should have smiled in that picture
If it's the last that I'll see of you
It's the least that you
Could not do

Oh, I will
Leave the light on,
I'll never give up on you,
Leave the light on,
For me too, for me too


Back to me
I know that it comes
Back to me
Doesn't it scare you
Your will is not as strong

As it used to be